WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE

Specify that your drive- through order is "to go."
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
Sit out on your front lawn with a hair dryer and point it at passing cars.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.