The Muses Green

Therefore, let it be known that all of the following works were written in part by Jonathan McNeill (and two associates) on various dates. He (and his associates, who are represented by him in this matter) own(s) the rights to all of them, and did them as a service for no one. If you would like to use any part of these works you are required by law and conscience to contact Jonathan McNeill and obtain his permission. To contact Mr. McNeill send an e-mail to finalrain@hotmail.com

I used to do that thinking stuff, but it was really tough,
I'd think and think and think and never think enough,
Then one day my brain fell out and splattered on the floor,
Then that day I swore that I would think no more.

I like soda, it tastes sooooo good,
If I could drink it, I think I would
[Finale's note: Sorry about this one, guys, I wasn't joking when I said the Muses Green mostly do limmericks.]

[The Muses Green kindly suggest you not read the following poem if you are mentally unstable or have a high risk of becoming so.]

kitty kitty on the lawn
kitty takes a little yawn
*cough* *cough* feathers
naughty kitty whether
for fun or profit you
eat pretty birdies blue
dine on squirrels in its stead
i would pet you on the head