RIDDLES

What do the letters D.N.A stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese.
What do you call four bulls in quicksand? Quatro Sinko.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right were you left him.
What is green, fuzzy, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table.
I saw a dumb man at Wall-Mart, He was so dumb he wore a hardhat because of falling prices.
What's the difference betwean Garfield and butter? Garfield has more Fat.
What did the bird say when it flew over Wall-Mart? Cheep, cheep.
Did you hear the one about Odie? Its a no-brainer.
Did you hear the one about Odies tongue? Its a mouthful.
The definition of brother is: a common household pest, synonomous with bother.
The definition for homework is: Cruel and unusual punishment, best suffered when sitting in front of the T.V.