WANTED FOR MURDER

Linda Burnett,23,of San Diego was visiting her in-laws. They went to the supermarket and she stayed in the car. She was in the car for a long period of time. Several people noticed her in the car with her eyes closed and both hands behind her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and went up to the car to see what was going on. The customer noticed that Linda's eyes were now open and she looked a little strange. The customer asked if the lady was okay. Linda said that she was shot in the back of the head and was now holding her brains in. The man called the paramedics. They broke into her car because she refused to take her hands off her head. When the got in they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud sound that seemed like a gunshot. A wad of dough hit the back of her head. When she reached back to find what it was she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until the customer noticed her and came to her aid. And yes Linda is a blonde.