TOP TEN REASONS GOD CREATED EVE
10. God worried that Adam would
always be lost in the garden because
He knew men would never ask for directions.
9. God knew that Adam would one
day need someone to
hand him the TV remote
because men don't want to see
what is on TV; they want
to see WHAT ELSE is on TV.
8. God knew that Adam would
never buy a new fig leaf when
the seat wore out and
therefore would need Eve to get one
for him.
7. God knew that Adam would
never make a doctor's appt for
himself.
6. God knew that Adam would
never remember which nightwas garbage night.
5. God knew that if the world
was to be populated there would
have to someone to bear
children because men would
never be able to handle it.
4. As Keeper of the Garden Adam
would never remember
where he put his tools.
3. The Scripture account of creation
indicates that Adam
needed someone to blame his
troubles on when God
caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, "It is not good
for man to be alone", he
only ends up getting himself in trouble.
And the NUMBER ONE reason...
1. When God finished the creation
of Adam he stepped back,
scratched his head and said,
"I can do better than that."