SKIPPING CHURCH

A county preacher one day decided to skip Church services. He headed to the hills to hunt for bear. As he rounded a corner on a perilous twist in the trail he and a bear collided. It sent the preacher down the hill. His gun went one way when the preacher went the other. The man landed on a rock and broke both of his legs. Thats the Good News!!!! The bad news was that the ferocious bear was charging him from some distance, and the man couldn't move. "Oh Lord," the preacher prayed "I'm so sorry for skipping church. I just came to hunt. Please forgive me and grant me one wish..... Please make a Christian out of the bear coming at me. Please Lord!" That very instant the bear skidded to a halt, fell on his knees and clasped his paws in prayer at the preachers feet. "Dear God," the bear prayed,"Bless this food that I am about to recieve!"