EASTER JOKE

Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter if they answer a question. The question is"What is Easter." The first blonde replys. She says "Oh, thats easy! Its the holiday in November When all the people get together and eat turkey and give thanks." St. Peter frowned and went to the second blonde. She replied "Easter is a holiday in December when you put up a green tree and get presents." St. Peter looked at the ground sighed and went on to the last Blonde. She smiled and said"Oh, I know what Easter is. Its a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and later Jesus was decieved and turned over to the Romans who crucified him,and made him wear a crown of thorns. He was then buried in a nearby cave which was sealed by a large boulder. Well, St. Peter smiled with delight. The third blonde continued. "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out. ...and, if he sees his shadow there will be six more weeks of winter."